Exploring New Hobbies

Things my friends suggest to channel my emotions and solitude... (And my feelings toward them)

1. Yoga (Sounds relaxing. And suitable, good suggestion)

2. Racket ball (also decent, although my plastic surgeon suggest I don't participate in any activity where balls fly at my nose. Okay that's totally from Clueless, but it's sound advice)

3. Start a collection. (we've ruled out cats, but flair and tiny ponies are still strong contenders. 

4. MMA (if I don't want balls flying at my nose, for fuck sake why would I want fists flying at my face?!)

5. Murder (as soon as I locate an understanding pig farmer, that moves to the top of the list!)

Keep those ideas coming, pals!!