Tuesday, August 27, 2013
Thursday, August 8, 2013
So, I got a lease renewal faxed to me with this cover sheet...
And I thought... Woah! This chick is renewing her lease from rehab!? That's so responsible I'm not certain she actually needs rehabilitation. She is totally a high functioning substance abuser. What's so wrong with that?! I know sober people with their shit less together.
Then I realized her mom is a doctor there.
Biggest disappointment. Ever.
Tuesday, August 6, 2013
Today at work I did a "hell yeah" fist punch into the air...because cake.
In doing so, my shirt lifted just enough to show part of the hand print tattoo on my right hip. A coworker was standing just behind me, and on my right side. They caught a glimpse of the tattoo and said "um, what the hell was that."
"A tattoo. Of a hand."
"Seriously? That's interesting placement"
"Yep, like an instruction manual is the joke I generally get"
Other coworker "wait, you have a hand print, on your hip, that looks like its gripping you?"
First coworker "Please don't tell us there's an 'insert here' tramp stamp... Step right up!"
Que carnival music and a highly inappropriate dance jig.
So many great memories involve carnival music, and that my friends speaks volumes.
My magical life keeps getting better...